There once was a fellow named Lindsey,
Whose political repute was quite flimsy.
He kept his seat in the Senate—
Through dishonesty he did win it—
And now he can do whate’er his whimsy.
Gresham Barrett is the man who can’t tell
That he cannot speak o’er a crowd’s yell.
To the Tea Party he came,
And he should’ve left in shame,
But the backs people turned didn’t ring a bell!
Ron Paul stepped up and did what he could.
He did what everyone else knew they should.
He tried to save the day,
But now folks will say,
“A vote for Ron Paul was no good!”
Obama as president is a dud.
He has dragged the U.S. through the mud.
In foolishness he has capitalized,
But we really shouldn’t be surprised;
He was helped to D.C. by Elmer Fudd!
McCain’s race was in such a plight,
Though he fought on with all of his might.
So he tapped Sarah Palin,
And his campaign went sailin’,
But he still couldn’t appeal to the Right.
The citizens of the United States
In ignorance a problem did create.
Now the voters should demand
The crooks get their hides tanned,
But they’ll have to act before it’s too late!
